Fakeionist

When someone gets onto Urban Dictionary, at different times, or under different I.P.'s and screenames and constantly votes their senseless, and most often least relevant definition to the top. They're EVERYWHERE on here. Or a person in general you know or meet who is a "story-teller", and while your tellings it "how it is", they're more or less, telling it how it MIGHT be...how many do you know??

(Their definition: Couch: when you hurt yourself and put a giant C in front of it.... (obviously b.s. right?)
Real Definition: Couch: A piece of furniture, sometimes coming in sections used to sit on, placed inside a home or businesses.
See the difference?
Lets weed out the fakes..
The aforemention above the real definition is our culprit: the Fakeionist.

by Doug Martin September 22, 2007

lugi fakeout

A lugi fakeout is when you are fucking a girl doggy style and you are about to blow it once you pull your dick out you spit a lugi on the girls back or ass so she thinks you blew it on her. Hopefully she will turn around and then you blow it all over her face hahahahaha

I pulled the lugi fakeout and busted my nut all over the bitches face hahaha

by yeah yea bitches March 4, 2009

fakeout

the definition is a good from far but far from good way of checking a person out.. when u think u see a hottie from far off until u get close and realize they aren't that great looking your left witha screwed up lok on your face going what happened! u totally faked me out!

bro i though that she was hot but it was a 10 ft fakeout!

by k_u May 22, 2007

makeout fakeout

When you're about to makeout but then you turn away.

come one dude lets do our makeout fakeout to scare everybody!!

by mistikalwondaahhh2001 August 22, 2011

fakenology

Hi-tech Concepts, ideas, words, or objects that only exist in science fiction movies or TV shows that usually involve space travel.

Man your always watching Star Trek, Star Gate, or Star Wars. Don't you know thats all fakenology.

by Ron0495 October 27, 2007

FakeNiggasim

When a Real Nigga is in danger of losing his real nigga personality, symptoms are as follow: Thoughts of dying hair tips, thoughts of getting plugs, and in most cases Eating the Booty. Call your Dr if you plan to eat booty with utensils.

That nigga gay
Nah he just got that FakeNiggasim

by Sweerve___ April 5, 2016

fakeout

When a kid does not feel like doing his work in class so turns the sheet he is writing on over, writes a number to a problem down that is far past where he is originally, and writes fakeout on the top of the sheet.
The teacher never notices the word and congradulates the student for being so dilligent with his work.



Background: 1 of the swizzle brothers.

J Bizzle Swizzle pulled a fakeout yesterday in math class, Mrs. Cardontknowhowtoteach thought he really did his work.

by Swizz May 13, 2005