Faceblock

Blocking someone so they cannot find you on Facebook, for whatever reason.

"I faceblocked my ex so he wouldn't be able to stalk me anymore!"

Ty: "I don't know what to do...I defriended Laura on Facebook but she keeps friend requesting me. She doesn't get the hint!"

Angie: "Why don't you Faceblock her? Then she can't find you anymore."

by scorpio813 July 6, 2009

Facebonking

Sexual encounters via facebook. Esp. if on a regular basis between the same people. This is done through private messages, facebook chat, or wall posts.

"I was up all night facebonking **** he sure knows how to please a woman!"

"Yeah I've been facebonking this girl for a while now, the other night we were chatting and my Mum walked in on us, it was so embarassing."

by Lyd8 May 27, 2011

FaceBitch

When someone's Facebook status is always a comment about how he/she hates her life.

Person 1: Look at this status.
"(Name) is not going to the mall because her parents are retarded and should die."
Person 2: What a FaceBitch.

by The Connoisseur March 9, 2009

facebeef

Arguments on facebook that no one would engage in, in real life

Austin: Holy shit, jess and nikki have been hating on each other through facebook for weeks now.

Dan: ya i know they got that facebeef

by hahahhahhahahahhaha May 18, 2011

facebo

(fuh see bo) n., (pl. -bos,-boes)

1 an acquaintance established solely through social networking systems that otherwise would have remained some totally unknown person somewhere on the planet

2 one of the millions you have no f***ing clue about past Farmville

3 an innocuous and superficial relationship or connection in lieu of a real one

Instead of going out, they prefer to stay at home and hang with their facebos.

by Luckyo115 October 23, 2011

facebokliosis

An unhealthy, retarded, gay obsession with facebook leading to couch potatoeism and fat basterdness. A person with this disease stays up most hours of the day on facebook doing absolutely nothing, but insists on calling it "work" or "business".

Josh: Ace wanna hang out?
Ace: nah man, i got business on facebook.
Josh: dude u have facebokliosis.

by Izamaru October 8, 2009

Facebag

Facebag is a free-access social networking website that is operated and privately owned by Facebag, Inc. Users are unable to join networks organized by city, workplace, school, and region to connect and interact with other people. People cannot add friends and send them messages, or update their personal profiles to notify friends about themselves. The website's name refers to a well known phenomenon occurring when an internet server achieves totality in the event of a plethora of chavs uploading pictures of themselves, they bros, and they bitches, creating a toxic mess on the internets (citation needed). Due to the immense interest Facebag developed in the Web 2.0 community, a myriad of spin-off sites initialized including the well known social networking websites Facebook and Twitter.

Facebag has met with some controversy over the past few years. It has been blocked intermittently in several countries including Suriname and Estonia, although Estonia later unblocked Facebag in 2009.

The patent on Facebag's infamous "Got 2 Get That Honey-Bunny Booty" application is currently pending in Australia and New Zealand.

"I love Facebag, I love women, I love drinking, I love Facebag"

by Takalua69 June 2, 2009