When you are on Facebook and have to masturbate to a hot photo, you accidently click on the like button.
I was looking through Facebook photos last night, and sorry bro but I accidently facebate liked your Mom's bikini photo.
by bcgid July 17, 2016
Get the Facebate mug.noun - when you start typing a reply to a comment or post in Facebook and before even finishing the first/only sentence you realize you really don’t care about whatever meme or cat picture you were responding to so you erase everything you’ve written and move on.
I tried to reply to his post but I was overcome with Facebapathy and just scrolled to the next thing in my news feed.
by ichyban September 11, 2016
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When Someone pokes you on Facebook enough times that they possibly reached some weird Orgasm, Or euphoric state by jabbing their dirty minded greasy fingers into your cyber hot box!
Hey guy, I'm gonna get home & make sure Jamie gets Facebanged! She is so hot. Reality tells me that I'm not good enough for her in society! But Facebook lets me shove things in her you wouldn't believe! Last night I fucked her with the remote for the TV!
by Hammitch January 8, 2017
Get the Facebanged mug.Looking beautiful on Facebook. Used of girls- and sometimes boys- whose photos posted on Facebook look more beautiful than they are in real life.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 October 22, 2020
Get the Facebibliogenic mug.Someone who uses Social Media without care or etiquette resulting in an appearance of being a douche. Comments meant to be comedic or snarky that come off as really douchey.
One must be prudent when posting on Social Media otherwise the risk of being a Facebag is evident.
That webpage is full of Facebags, I posted a puppy pic and they all told me to kill it.
I commented about the out of focus pictures on that page and the moderator wiped my thread, what a FACEBAG!
That webpage is full of Facebags, I posted a puppy pic and they all told me to kill it.
I commented about the out of focus pictures on that page and the moderator wiped my thread, what a FACEBAG!
by Johnscreekjimmy January 15, 2021
Get the Facebag mug.The Facebook marketplace feature where you can purchase stupid and not stupid things for more or less than they're worth.
A play on the eBay name.
A play on the eBay name.
"Oh where did you get the cot from?"
"Oh some weird guy was giving it away for free on Facebay. It's cool innit?!"
"Oh some weird guy was giving it away for free on Facebay. It's cool innit?!"
by bb.booboo April 7, 2021
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