Futtered

To be royally fucked by someone who always creates chaos for no reason. Similar to an unexpected hurricane on a perfectly sunny day. When your expecting a good time and it inexplicably goes to shit. To drink a glass of clear liquid and it turns out to be rubinoff.

I was enjoying our conversation until someone futtered us and brought up that controversial topic. We all went back to our rooms crying.

by Dick Tip5 July 4, 2021

futtens

A small cute dog or baby.

Oh look at the little Futtens

by Sundowner69 April 9, 2022

Futtens

A little cute did or baby

Oh look at the little Futtens

by Sundowner69 April 9, 2022

bucking futs

similar to nucking futs

ratdog is bucking futs!

by meow7777777 June 11, 2011

Nucking futs

When you tryin to pull out but she puts it back in anyways

Dang Isabella your logic is nucking futs

by 3van Harvey March 11, 2019

azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot

A single word that defines America, as described by it's greatest leader of all time, Joseph Biden.

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot."

by An Honest Black Guy May 4, 2022

Futterwacking

A dance that embarrasses the audience and causes instant regret. Also see WhatTheFucking...

Alice in wonderland was great until the Futterwacking started.

by angry bboy March 7, 2010