your friend a bend

much worse than "your sister a mister" and can be used to destroy your gang.

Charlie: "your granny tranny."
Conor:"your sister a mister."
Charlie:"your brother a mother."
Conor:" i didn't want to have to do this and it was my last resort but.... your friend a bend."

Charlie: gets pummelled by a lightening bolt.

by .your friend a bend. May 13, 2018

Little Friend with Benefits

The outlandish notion that you can be friends with your own dick.

"Yo, bitch. I bet you didn't know that my dick's so big that I've got a little friend with benefits."

"Ever since I've started gymnastics, I've gained a little friend with benefits."

"I've got a little friend with benefits that spots me when I do yoga. I'd never be able to perform the leaning mushroom without them."

by Rest in pieces, Sandy Hook May 21, 2020

Friend with benefits

Also known as FWBs. Girls, quit fooling yourselves. All the guy is saying is: "You're fun enough to fuck, but not interesting enough to date." Start respecting yourself.

Some douchey guy that used to be your friend until he revealed his true intentions: "Hey girl, wanna be my Friend with benefits?"

You: "Heck no. I respect myself more than that. You want a piece of this, put a ring on it. Otherwise, eff off."

by Vicky Secret December 6, 2011

dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

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by Matcha_M March 3, 2021

My Best Friend's Birthday

The unfinished black and white first film of Quentin Tarantino. Half destroyed in a fire, it never got a general release, however you can get bootlegged copies of the remaining 34 minutes from places like eBay.

"I well wanna see My Best Friend's Birthday!"
"Oh, I've seen that!"
"You sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, with Julia Roberts right?"
"No, that's My Best Friend's Wedding."
"Oh."

by Olsen Pickett January 22, 2005

Friend With Benefits

basically: he becomes her bitch!!!

no examples needed ;)

friend with benefits

by Yatesie93 July 20, 2010

Friend of Borat

An alternative use of the acronym FoB, which usually means "Fresh off the Boat," this is a takeoff from the gay euphamism Friend of Dorothy.

"Friend of Borat" is a little assymetrical in comparison with "Friend of Dorothy" because an unassimilated immigrant would not actually be a fan of Borat in the way that a gay would be fond of Judy Garland, but the phrase has stuck nonetheless.

"That guy is a total FoB."

"Fresh off the boat?"

"No, a Friend of Borat."

"Oh, good one."

by Mike Chu December 28, 2006