Freudian Slip

An accident where a person is trying to have vaginal intercourse, aimed wrong, and either impacts or inserts their member or toy into their partner's anus. -NR

Our evening of sex was ruined when I gave them the Freudian Slip. They were very uncomfortable after that point.

by ConW August 25, 2023

Freudian Spasm

An involuntary stimulation of the nerve causing a muscle spasm followed by a regrettably inappropriate action that was unintended

Her Freudian spasm caused her to add an extra 'k' at the end of her 'kk' message.

by Regrettinglife December 2, 2016

Freudian fuck

When a man’s penis slips into a woman’s vagina and accidentally has sex with her.

Man: *penis slips* Oops sorry babe, Freudian fuck.

by Dr. Joe - NH October 21, 2021

Freudian cluster

I saw that though. It was like 3 of them back to back. Unserious, choas, and another one all within like 5 seconds. You must have cried after that one.

Hym "Thinking about coining the term 'Freudian cluster.' It's like consecutive slips in rapid succession. 'Fruedian cluster' denotes extreme emotional distress."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

freudian fuckup

When you're trying to prove something to someone and immediately do something to prove how right they are and just how wrong you are.

Girlfriend: (Crying) You need to get your shit together. I love you and can help you, because you're not doing very well on your own!

Me: I'm an independent adult capable of making my own choices. I don't need your help or opinion to get through the day. (Immediately drops a full can of wet cat food in between the couch cushions.)

Girlfriend: Classic Freudian Fuckup.

by Myascape September 21, 2020

Freudian Split

In keeping with the term 'Freudian slip', the Freudian split is the unintended but sometimes favourable, spoken reference to the opening of a woman's vagina.

Woman A: The banana is a very 'versatile' fruit, it even comes in its own case....

Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?

by Tony du Angletere April 9, 2022

Freudian Glide

Freudian Glide - Using a Freudian Slip on purpose.

Ex: You're gf calling me Daddy.

Your Girl friend Can Freudian Glide her lips 💋 better than your mom.

by [e-mail] May 1, 2022