delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder

The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).

Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?

Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.

by Blenderhead91 April 27, 2010

Foreskin Cheese

(Noun) - The “cheese” stored inside the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I spread his foreskin cheese on my bagel, it was delicious.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

foreskin

an extra portion of skin located at the tip of the uncircumcized penis; increases intercourse tenfold

by Sandaro Boucklembo March 9, 2003

Foreskin amputation

Another term for circumcision.

I saw John's pecker he's got a foreskin amputation.

by Deep blue 2012 July 30, 2009

Foreskun

An exceedingly long foreskin that shlops and wrinkles past your knees.

When ge goes to sleep, lets staple his foreskun to his knees.

by NICK January 12, 2003

frogskins

Money, United States currency treasury notes.

Fork over the frogskins sucker!

by Howard Zend January 27, 2006

foreskin and seven years ago

a reference to how outdated circumcision is.

foreskin and seven years ago we lost our heads

by MrBrownbone September 13, 2012