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foop n dip 

the art of pooing and leaving the toxic area
i just foop n dipped on that couch
foop n dip by master fooper January 26, 2020
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foop tyranny

noun

when you lowkey on some funny shit and this fat "democratic leader" (lardmander) decides he's had ENOUGH of the funniest shit ever and declares "foopian law" (deletes said funny shit) and then go back to "larpmandering" as a "lawyer" or whatever that means.

1. The action of deliberately not allowing fun/funny things to occur in his "republic"
2. The process of destorying "handcrafted, expert studied" foopian memes/emojis due to "concealment" or "false pretense (larpceny)"
3. Protecting "new people" from "it" (a mander)
Zav: "ah yes funny emoji from audit-log"
Foop: "NO NO NO NO! NO FUN! NO RIGHTS! BURN IN HELL! VIVE LA NEOLIBERIA!"
Zav: "yep, another foop tyranny classic"
Foop: "Can you define tyranny? NO! WHICH MEANS I'M RIGHT!!!!!! AS IN... CORRECT NOT CONSERVATIVE! VIVE LA NEOLIBERIA!!!!"
foop tyranny by linchu March 18, 2026

taking a foop 

Fart poop. Meaning to fart and poop simultaneously.
James was taking a foop when he suddenly realized he was out of toilet paper.

He guys, I'm gonna go take a foop.

kung fu foop 

Thinking you have to fart while doing kung fu moves but accidentally pooping, thus resulting in a foop. Usually happens after eating a gaseous meal when someone is listening to the song "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting" and trying out new kung fu moves. Can also happen while watching Jackie Chan in Rush Hour, or similar cool kung fu movies. Beware: can result in speckled underwear.
Ronaldo: Earlier when I was kung fu fighting and everybody was fast as lightning, I thought I had to toot, but I accidentally pooped.

Skate: That is the ultimate kung fu foop!
kung fu foop by shartsaresaucy February 18, 2011

swell foop 

A spoonerism for "fell swoop", that is, a single action which accomplishes multiple goals.
I deleted all my System32 files in one swell foop! Now I'll never get a virus again! Hey, what's with this blue screen of death?
swell foop by ekolis October 25, 2019

Group Foop 

The act of jerking off over Xboxlive and or PS3N with at least 2 or more people joining into an orgy of jerking off over a video game console and or game, may or may not include a female in the mix, usually doesn't however as it's a long process of men ejaculating to one another voices and moans. Normally ending in a group of men breathing very hard into their microphones and grunting as they finish their loads off carelessly into the wind, sometimes hitting people passing by.
"After a long night of trying hard at Call of Duty, Stan, John, Kevin, Joe, and Moe decided to party up, they attempted to ask Kristal to join into their marry making but she was much too busy with her 7 Children, the boys then begin to Group Foop over the party ending in a massive sausage feast and 5 happy Call of Duty try hards."
Group Foop by Thatguy over there September 21, 2011