Baggy Flange

a type of vagina that involves gross sticky out bits that make men (or women) get all freaked out, and generally vacate the area.

definately the LEAST desirable type of vagina.

...can also be used as a lame insult.
awh fuck me mate she had a right baggy flange.

christ you're such a baggy flange!

nobody likes a baggy flange... put it away love.
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flange maggot

A man who grovels round the flange in the usually misguided hope that by prostrating himself he may be able to crawl his way into the dick ditch.
Usually a male feminist, see also mangina, who is prepared to sell out his own gender in order to obtain female approval.
Usually found sniffing round the ex's of higher sexual predators..
"Fuck me, that Martin creep is a right flange maggot.."
by Drex the Schizo October 28, 2007
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Flange wipe

A towelette or wet wipe, used by a lady for hasty personal ablutions.
You can't beat a game of squash for working up a sweat, now pass me my flange wipes, I've a board meeting at 2.
by enile February 24, 2009
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Flange Baron

A general attitude of snobbery towards rancid vagina.

Alternatively an actual baron, for example Baron Vonwinklesnaff of Flange Towers in Scrungeness.
Dude, I hate to be a flange baron, but this is one mossy cleft
by G Raves August 14, 2009
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flange

by fashullet April 30, 2005
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Busted Flange

A musical duo formed in 2005 by 2 mates - Donkey on guitar & vocals, Beanbag on drums.

Their most memorable performances were played to a small crowd of 2 in a funky little room at one of the band members homes.

The duo's most requested songs were "Handsaw" & "Corned Beef Flaps".
awesome musical duo Busted Flange
by flippyfloppyflaps November 12, 2011
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flange

The flaps of skin beneath a turkey's head
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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