Jacksonville, FL
Jacksonville, FL by southerners are stupid June 28, 2019
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Bonifay,Fl. by Jaren Philips August 4, 2008
Warlando Fl
Warlando is the nickname for the city of Orlando since it is number one in crime and dangerous as hell to live at! Disney ain't Orlando guys! It's crazy out here! Crime Hills and Alafaya Palms are one our neighborhoods!
Welcome to Warlando Fl, former safe and beautiful city of Orlando, Florida. Disney is further west, don't stop here!
Crime hills Aka Shadow Hills
AP Aka Alafaya Palms
Dont move to none of them
Crime hills Aka Shadow Hills
AP Aka Alafaya Palms
Dont move to none of them
Warlando Fl by BSG5 April 7, 2015
Englewood, Fl
The city where 6 bros and 5 slam pieces are going to rage all spring break. The sheer amount of alcohol that will be consumed would kill anyone who is not from the WI/MN region. Dizzy bat is the official sport of Englewood and the World Series of Dizzy bat will commence upon our arrival.
Englewood, Fl by Big Jakes February 25, 2011
Jacksonville, FL
Ever watch the show "My Name is Earl"? Well, take all the characters, multiply them by 500,000, and you got Jacksonville: the most racist, backward, inbred city of cretins in America. A NASCAR lover's utopia of mullets, beerbellies, crooked cops (see the documentary "Murder on a Sunday Morning" to know I'm not lying), and people with unforking family trees.
Jacksonville City Government is controlled by a Church/Cult/Hypocrisy center that keeps Jacksonville the badly dressed laughing stock of the other designer label Florida cities.
Full of fat chicks with supermodel attitudes. EVERY, and buddy, I mean E-V-E-R-Y girl over the age of 16 is an unwed mother. The favorite vacation spot for most inhabitants is jail. The general landscape resembles a half occupied strip mall filled with vagrants and no end in sight, but people who live there love to say that it's the hottest city in Florida (snicker).
KKK membership is mandatory to become a cop or city councilman. They have a beautiful new library that is always uncrowded, surprise, surprise.
In summary, Jacksonville, Florida is the only city that a Category 5 hurricane would actually improve.
Jacksonville City Government is controlled by a Church/Cult/Hypocrisy center that keeps Jacksonville the badly dressed laughing stock of the other designer label Florida cities.
Full of fat chicks with supermodel attitudes. EVERY, and buddy, I mean E-V-E-R-Y girl over the age of 16 is an unwed mother. The favorite vacation spot for most inhabitants is jail. The general landscape resembles a half occupied strip mall filled with vagrants and no end in sight, but people who live there love to say that it's the hottest city in Florida (snicker).
KKK membership is mandatory to become a cop or city councilman. They have a beautiful new library that is always uncrowded, surprise, surprise.
In summary, Jacksonville, Florida is the only city that a Category 5 hurricane would actually improve.
Jacksonville, FL by T The Scribe December 17, 2006
Trenton, FL
A small town about 30 miles west of Gainesville, FL. The main attractions currently include a Subway, an old train depot now used primarily for town events, and the elementary and high schools. No one notable has yet to emerge from this town, and if you are planning to go there, advice from a resident: don't.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Trenton.
Person 1: Trenton, New Jersey?
Person 2: No, Trenton, Florida.
Person 2: Trenton.
Person 1: Trenton, New Jersey?
Person 2: No, Trenton, Florida.
Trenton, FL by Ellienigmatic January 18, 2011
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Gay-fl by I’mnotgayithink September 27, 2019