five-on-one

another definition for yankin your crank

My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

five finger kiss

When you punch the shit out of someone in their mouth.

Ill give that douche bag the ol' five finger kiss.

by Maxton37 March 2, 2007

Five Finger Meth Lunch

A meth addicts replacement for a nutritious lunch. It's a large dose of methamphetamine that an addict craves to consume on a daily basis.

"Why does Maria look like a zombie today?"

"It's because she just had her five finger meth lunch man. That shit messes you up!"

by MurkyWaters April 23, 2009

five powdered donuts

This is a Bungo Stray Dogs fanfic reference. It's a Ranpo x Poe fanfiction on AO3 (Archive Of Our Own), and is considered to be filled with smut, as it's a fic where Ranpo eats five powdered donuts off of Poe.

It has terrorized many comment sections and many BSD fans.

Sam: Hey, Eric, did you see this Ranpoe video?

Sam shows Eric a video referencing five powdered donuts and BSD.

Eric: I can never see five powdered donuts the same way, I'm so sorry Sam.

by the-five-powdered-donuts June 7, 2023

Five Jew Bankers

proper n.) Popularized by the adult swim cartoon, "Sealab 2021", they are the supposed masterminds behind the world's governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the "owners" of the world.

The real reason Kennedy was shot was because he stiffed one of the Five Jew Bankers on a bar tab.

by Jerrodimus Prime July 16, 2008

five iron frenzy

An awesome Christian Ska/Punk band. Their songs are super funny, not too much of that moaning about your freaking girlfriend crap, it's great. Their Cds include:
Our Newest Album-Ever!
The End is Here
The End Is Near
Upbeats and Beatdowns
Quantity is Job 1 and many more. If you haven't heard them, you don't know what you're missing.(besides your comb).

Five iron frenzy is the freaking best band ever!

by pineapple_babe March 7, 2005

five on one

A slang word for male masturbation. It refers to your 5 finers on your penis, hence 5 on 1.

Hey man, i'm horny, i think i'm gonna go do a lil 5-on-1.

by The Pimp February 3, 2003