floaters

bits of plasma, protein, or vitreous that are suspended in the vitreous humor (the gelly substance that fills your eye ball)Though they are normal; most people will get them eventually. They can be congential (from birth) or develop (usually as you get older) They are annoying at first, but most people learn to cope with them. They can be best seen on bright days or while looking at a uniform object, such as the sky.

These floaters are distracting me!

by Anand M June 10, 2007

float

A term used in reference to letting someone borrow money from you. See also front and spot.

1. I'll float you the money on that fifth 'till your payday man.

2. Yo dawg, float me some money so I can take shanaynay out on a date and get some tang!

by theSOTC May 13, 2005

Floater

A dead body found in the water.

The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Provo Float

The Provo Float is in-between the Provo Push and a Provo Soak. Instead of having intercourse, your boner only slides on the outside of the vagina never entering it. After you get so chafed from doing the provo push you move to the next level which is the Provo Float. You don't put it in, it just floats on top or she floats on top of you. Also called outercourse. The verb is called floating.

Guy: "Bro you were with that freshman girl all night... did you have sex?"

Provo All Star: "Na man I have morals. We just did the Provo Float"

by THEProvoAllStar September 24, 2012

floatation devices

One of many countless slang terms for a woman's breasts, particularly large perky breasts.

*At the annual college swimming championship competition*

Chuck: Damn Sean, did you see that Erica outswim the other contestants for the umpteenth time? She just won the whole tourney and is the undefeated champion of the whole district! I wonder how the hell she does it.
Sean: Lotsa practice obviously. Like the other swimmers. But one could assume that it's in part due to those damn fine floatation devices she got on her! *points and ogles at Erica as she holds up her trophy to the audience*
Chuck: Amen, brother! I sure wanna make that one my little bed mermaid! Giggidy giggidy!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 24, 2005

whatever floats your boat

This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.

So Amir what do you feel like doing tonight? Whatever floats your boat man.

This DDR song is really floating my boat.

by Jason June 30, 2004

Cincinnati Root Beer Float

When a man shoots his load in a soft drink, preferrably root beer, and someone else drinks it.

Jamie: Boy, it sure is hot today.
Randell: How about I make you a Cincinnati Root Beer Float?
Jamie: Jeez, that would sure hit the spot!

by greasy_jesus April 4, 2009