I’m sorry FBI agent

If you typed this into the search bar you probably just searched up Bee Movie R34.
Young Timothy was very ashamed that he had searched up naked emoji movie characters, and typed ‘I’m sorry FBI agent’ into the search bar.
by pureboredom March 25, 2023
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Is my FBI agent spying me ?

Yes, I'm spying you.

Don't forget to clear your history search pal.
Imagine typing on urban dictiannory

" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "

bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude 😐😔👊

When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.
by xFBIagent69x July 03, 2020
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I am on a FBI watchlist

a phrase used to state that you've done something something metaphorically criminal
Sir Robert The Thirtieth: I am on a FBI watchlist for what happened tuesday
Joe: what happened
Sir Robert the Thirtieth: You do not want to know.
by CracklyNewt May 22, 2023
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Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
by A real fking god. September 03, 2018
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You tell them that they have big gae and they will get C O S M I C B O N E R
I need to know how to have intense sex with your fbi agent bro.
by God 2 by shaggy May 06, 2019
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is the fbi watching

THEY ARE HERE
HELP
IS THE FBI WATCHING
THEY ARE

THE FBI ARE ONTO ME
HELP
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Fbi Squad

You may think the FBI Squad has to do with the Federal Bureau of Institution, but it is just a friend group that works very much like the FBI. In order to be a part of the FBI, you must have certain qualities, such as honesty and responsibility. This friend group possess all these qualities and trust one another.

They have been through a lot together, as well as go through incomparable things with each other. You may not see it from the outside, but they are very close. From hangouts that make laugh so much, you’re gasping for air, to late night texts, stifling your laughter, trying not to wake up your parents, this group has it all. You don’t come across a group like this very often, so when you do become a part of the FBI Squad, be sure to enjoy every second of it.
“I wish I had an FBI Squad of my own, their bond is incredible.”
by soggybread October 29, 2019
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