Fap

The sound Spider-Man makes when he's shooting his web all over a criminal.

"Fap fap fap!!!!" "Haha, Dr. Octopus, that's the last time you'll try to use those faggoty limp dick metal protruberances on me, you fat fuck".

by Slick Dick Willie October 22, 2015

Fapping

See Womba's Mum

Fapping

by xSilentx October 18, 2008

Fapping

jerking off and excersizing your hands

I had a pretty nice fapping session last night, I came all over my pillow.

by If tuft April 27, 2017

fappity fap fap

To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."

Maurice, what is your favorite activity?

Why, of course, fappity fap fapping!

by Mikere November 22, 2013

Fap

A fake nap.

Dude A: "You lazy-ass, while you were taking a nap I was cleaning up the house!"

Dude B: "Oh I wasn't actually asleep, it was a fap, I was fapping."

by NightlifeCommando August 28, 2010

fap

''Forever Alone Pleasure''

dude im alone this christmas ill go fap all night

by MudingPakits December 24, 2015

fAp

when one goes out and... well, beats their meat..

FAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

by XxX_EatThatPussy69_XxX October 13, 2017