factualise

to offer facts that support a stated opinion

I expect our contractors to factualise all thier wild assertions their sales pitch made about their product

by Tiptop January 28, 2007

Faclumpt

To be royally fucked: A totally screwed situation: To take it up ones Arse.

The horney serial killer with his 12inch "ax" found me in the basement and I thought to myself I am sooo Faclumpt!

by TwistedColbie February 17, 2010

Faccurate

urban slang for the term "factually accurate"

Gina: OMG, my tennis game is totally on fire

Carrie: Well i can't argue with that because it is faccurate.

Sean: Way to go Gina G!!!

by cbad villagers February 18, 2009

factutainment

The new hybrid cable tv newscast that over sensationalizes the news with little to no fact checking, input from randoms on social networks, live calls to incoherent bystanders and which often accompanied by fast graphics animations transitions and dramatic background sounds

I really enjoyed watching the news tonight. So full of factutainment, it was a lot like CSI meets Monday Night Football if produced by M Knight Shyamalan

by ontherxs August 5, 2009

Fachuade

A much cooler way to say persuade.

I had to fachuade my mom to let me bring my phone with me today.

by Bubbles13 March 7, 2010

what in the actual factual

1. A phrase to be used when perplexed by anything, miniscule or otherwise.

2. A proclaim of confusion.

1. Return from break and walk into a clusterf*ck/shitshow!: "What in the actual factual....?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"

by JordaNINsoco October 29, 2022

Factual Evidence

One who wants to seem smarter than they really are.

Someone who is bored of simple words such as Yes, YES, and FUCK YES

Hey want some pizza? Cool Dood: FACTUAL EVIDENCE

I'm sorry to tell you this, but your mom passes away... Cool Dood: FACTUAL EVIDENCE?!?!?!

by eggyplantboi April 17, 2019