f u c k e r

"a fucker"

My friend named David

by Jack an' Jill December 2, 2003

F.U.C.K.

"Fornification Under Consent of King". Used in England during the 15th century to denote having permission to have sex. It was implemented in an attempt to slow down the population growth, as the number of people living in England at the time was quickly approaching the limit that the country could support. Not only was the over-population causing problems with crime, if the population had continued to grow at a steady rate, the country would have been forced to file for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy.

"My lord, I have come to you to get a license for F.U.C.K."
"Denied, I will have no ugly people reproducing in my kingdom!"

by Bob Homes April 13, 2006

F.U.C.K

F.U.C.K stands for: Friendship U Can Keep

promise me we will F.U.C.K forever!!

by y0umebednow January 28, 2006

F.U.C.K. I.T.

Friends
U
Can
Keep

In
Touch

When you sign a year book in middle school, you put F.U.C.K. I.T. .. so your friends know you are a Friend U can Keep In Touch.. Yada I mean

by reminecing my middle school October 24, 2010

F.U.C.K

An organiztion dedicated to bettering the world and making the internet a safe place for computer users once again. Hoping to achieve enlightenment for the better good of all, the group requires your help to help yourself.

Forums United Census Keepers.

How does one join F.U.C.K.?

by dlav22 F.U.C.K. Official Fact Finder April 12, 2004

F.U.C.K.

F.U.C.K. "For Unlawful Carnal Knowlege", an acronym coined when a seaman was dischaeged for going a shore and having sex "fornicating". Ships logs show discharge for unlawful carnal knowlege which gave way to the acronym f.u.c.k.

Discharged for unlawful carnal knowlege.
Reason for discharge: f.u.c.k.

by Daawid March 12, 2005

F.U.C.K

this is an army saying which is foxtrot uniform charlie kilo

"i need to get my F.U.C.K teams moved" said LT.slash

by lewis jenkin February 11, 2006