asscrack express

An overbooked cross-country red-eye flight filled with people who have not bathed for several days and smell like ASSCRACK.

I took the Asscrack Express from L.A. to New York, and by the time I arrived, the subway smelled great.

by Wildcat's Ankle April 10, 2009

The Express Bus Downtown

When someone with a perverted mind misconstrues something to be DIRTY, automatically. (DOWNTOWN alludes to nether regions)

"When i said it felt moist in here, she began to chuckle. Damn, that girl is always on the express bus downtown."

by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009

Boston Express

A coach bus that departs out of South Station in Boston, MA, and travels up north into New Hampshire, thru Salem and beyond.

Run! The Turks are invading the Salem bus station! Jump on the Boston express.

by dysenterygary69 May 30, 2012

fecal expression

The contortions of the facial structure elicited by an arduous shit.
Usually the result of constipation, diarrhea, or the dreaded constirrhea.

Max had madddd fecal expression after having those subway tacos.

by lbeesntdeirx March 10, 2013

Erin express

Biggest bar crawl of Philadelphia the two weekends leading up to St.Patricks Day. If you are not blacked out by 8am, you are doing it wrong

"You doing Erin Express this weekend?"
"I would but I'm still recovering from last weekend."

by joshissocool March 5, 2017

krustle express

The act of queefing a crusty queef into ones rectum after receiving a rim job.

Krustle gave jalin a krustle express

by DrWonderTitz December 21, 2017

Left-right express

Term used as a joke on someone when they have no car, bus or any means of transportation and have to walk to get around.

person 1: Damn. I wanna go to that party tomorrow but no one will take me. person 2: Yeah that sucks. person 1: Can I get a ride with you? person 2: Hell nah, bro. You better take the Left-right express.

by PoisonToker420 May 25, 2010