The morning of a final exam, everyone shows up in eyeglasses for the first time. They were all too busy cramming to put in their contacts, and they're barely recognizable.
Hey, nice exam goggles. I didn't know you needed glasses.
I've got tunnel vision - I never wear these exam goggles out of the house!
I've got tunnel vision - I never wear these exam goggles out of the house!
by j424marie December 9, 2010
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When you finish an exam early, but still have ages to wait until it ends. With nothing to pass the time, your mind wanders to porn/ the hot girl in front of you and you get and embarrassing erection.
Guy 1: oh dude, that exam was so long!
Guy 2: I know, I was so bored
Guy 1: hey, weren't you behind that girl Jessica?
Guy 2: yeah, I got a massive exam boner
Guy 1: wow, embarrassing!
Guy 2: I know, I was so bored
Guy 1: hey, weren't you behind that girl Jessica?
Guy 2: yeah, I got a massive exam boner
Guy 1: wow, embarrassing!
by peteneon December 3, 2009
Get the Exam Boner mug.One of the most unproductive form of exam stress. PASS usually occurs the day following an important exam and involves the sufferer analysing and stressing about said exam and all the things they think they got wrong or right, what they could have done better and how well they think they did.
It is usually accompanied by insomnia which usually leads to poor performance in exams that may follow, thus perpetuating further post and pre-exam stress.
It is usually accompanied by insomnia which usually leads to poor performance in exams that may follow, thus perpetuating further post and pre-exam stress.
person1- oh man, I'm gonna be up all night thinking about that physics paper we just wrote.
person2- yeah, I definitely got question 9.3.1 all wrong...
person1- damn it, Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) is so pointless!
person2- yeah, I definitely got question 9.3.1 all wrong...
person1- damn it, Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) is so pointless!
by raesayhey November 17, 2009
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I bet you spend all your time typing in the words on the home page to see if anyone else is clever enough to define them. you need a shagasap.
I bet you spend all your time typing in the words on the home page to see if anyone else is clever enough to define them. you need a shagasap.
by aguywhohastoomuchsparetymmee. March 18, 2009
Get the you@example.com mug.The first shit you take after finishing all of your final exams. Also referred to as one of the greatest shits you will ever take, as your shit carries out your stress from preparing and cramming for exams.
Dan: Yo, Nick, I just finished my last exam man! I'm gonna go home and take a post exam dump!
Nick: That's awesome man! You gotta savor those shits!
Nick: That's awesome man! You gotta savor those shits!
by Da Pimp Hand January 28, 2014
Get the post exam dump mug.An abnormality in behavior that a person shows while studying for the exams, which makes him deviate from the immediate goal of studying for the next subject to something completely useless and total crap.
In some rare cases, the affected person also starts thinking about his future, still ignoring the fact that studying is a little step in building it.
Also, sometimes, some affected individuals like to stare at the wall or just sleep.
In some rare cases, the affected person also starts thinking about his future, still ignoring the fact that studying is a little step in building it.
Also, sometimes, some affected individuals like to stare at the wall or just sleep.
Guy 1: "Hey! I wrote the definition of Exam Syndrome."
Guy 2: "Dude! You are totally suffering from it!"
Guy 2: "Dude! You are totally suffering from it!"
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