ERIC

He who soars with Eagle! The sexiest man alive, when you lay on his chest his heartbeat sounds like drums! Every time I see him he gives me butterflies in my stomach! The best friend you could ever want or need! He will make trade with paleface woman! Great in bed and has all the goods right where they should be! But watch out he can be a very moody man at times! Any woman would be lucky to have Eric in their life! But Eric only love C-!

I sure wish I had an Eric in my life!

by CCS13 November 12, 2021

Eric

That one kid nobody wants to know but everybody knows. The school menace, and the first person to be blamed for anything that goes wrong.

"Eric, stop going in people's lockers!"
"Eric's being a menace again!"
"Eric Bruh"

by The Egg Kid February 17, 2022

Eric

One who likes wieners and plays it off as if he only likes them for $30 million.

Hi I’m Eric and only for $30 million would I ever suck a wiener....”wink wink”

by Josehose September 14, 2019

ERIC

ONE OF THE FUNNEST, HOTTEST, STRONGEST,GUYS EVER.HE HAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST PENISES I HAVE EVER SAW. IF YOU EVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO HANG OUT WITH HIM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT DO NOT EVER PASS IT UP. IF YOU DO YOU ARE A LOSER.

YOU: 8----D
ERIC: 8---------------------------D

MAN ONE DAY I HOPE I CAN MEET AN ERIC.

by CRACKA-KING April 06, 2009

Eric

The man I love with all my heart n will spend the rest of my life loving. He is my forever!

I love Eric like a fat kid love cake!

by forever Young's girl May 19, 2009

Eric

A complete loser with no respect for himself who dates Raccoons and talks about how much action he doesn't get in TJ. He has been known to cry when intoxicated and Hangs out with two Fat Homies often in front of his house. Has been known to obsess with how he looks but is fuckin ugly and has a slight resembelance to a mexican shrek. He is the guy who looks at girls through a peephole and tells his friends to come and look.

Eric: "Hey you guys come look at this sexy Raccoon!"

Homie:"No Eric You fuckin' asshole!"

by Cypress H12 June 29, 2010

Ericed

verb

When something horribly ironic, annoying or unfortuante happens to you.

Something happens to you that seems like it would also happen to Eric. Usually something bad happens that is then amplified by a certain circumstance.

Joey: "So I was coming down the snowboard run and I hadn't fallen yet. I get to the bottom and say to my friends 'I haven't fallen yet!' at which point I tried to stop and fell. Of course right infront of a cute girl."

Josh: "Man, you just got Ericed."

by Guy who just got Ericed January 30, 2005