Wet envelope

The act of bukkake with a postal worker

"After delivering the package into the slot they gave him a wet envelope!"

by DexTheSex May 4, 2025

Lady Love Envelope

The opening between a woman's legs

I'm going to thrust my throbbing truncheon deep inside your lady love envelope

by Brian and Geoff August 21, 2016

stay within your envelope

To not leave your own neighborhood, or else something bad may happen

To know your place

E-40 lyric "my suggestion is to stay within your envelope "

by Waytomuchtime December 30, 2016

I'll slice you open like an envelope

Used commonly by football hooligans, 'I'll slice you open like an envelope' can hint that the person saying the phrase is carrying a knife and intends to use it lethally on the person they are saying the phrase too. Can also mean that the person it's being said too acts 'big' and 'untouchable' and the person saying it is easily going to beat them up.

'Threat'

Football hooligan- 'you think you can take me on?'
Opposing team football hooligan- 'I'll slice you open like an envelope'

by Cpfcjames September 5, 2016

Envelopment Relationship

An Envelopment Relationship is when a person intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they love, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing lover.

Person 1: You like Jane? She's dating John.
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..

by xXDj_CandyXx August 13, 2016

Envelopaphobia

The fear of opening letters. Commonly the case when a person has experienced or experiencing a period of time when they fear unaffordable bills arriving in the mail and so end up significantly delaying the opening of a letter or discarding of it unopened all together. ENVELOPAPHOBIA, ENVELPAPHOBIC

My tax bill has just been posted and I’m feeling envelopaphobic. Could you open it for me?

I’ve been too scared to open a single letter posted. I think I have envelopaphobia.

by Katrirobell March 4, 2019

Envelopaphobia

The fear of opening letters. Often the case when a person is inundated with unaffordable bills arriving in the post/mail

You have a pile of unopened rent bills hidden in the draw. I believe you’re suffering with envelopaphobia.

The thought of my tax bill arriving in the post is making me envelopaphobic.

How long would you say you’ve been suffering with envelopaphobiaism?

by Katrirobell March 4, 2019