watery ending

Adj.
A bowel movement beginning as a solid production, but turns violently into liquid just before finishing.

Man, after a hard night of drinking at that bachelor party in Vegas, I got stuck with a watery ending! I needed two courtesy flushes!

by L'Reig November 11, 2004

this is your life and it is ending one minute at a time

Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.

This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time, boy.

by Fearman May 28, 2008

Happy ending massage

A massage that ends in sexual contact and orgasm.

Yesterday I went to got a message and it ended up being a happy ending massage that we both enjoyed sex blowjob handjob

by IDRGAFSYCSMD September 7, 2016

a-team ending

Where you end up with your back to the wall, and you somehow pull of a victory against something.

Mr T was cornered in a warehouse with the van. Using equipment there, he turned the van into a tank and smashed his enemies...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

Sam Endicott

Sam Endicott is the singer, songwriter, and one of the two guitarists of The Bravery. He is awesome!

Kid 1: "Hey, how do you think Endicott did in that concert last night?"
Kid 2: "Dude, he was awesome."

by Sugar and Pie August 30, 2005

massage with a happy ending

A blowjob} after a nice massage usually with an asian lady giving the massage

I had a massage with a happy ending last night!

by IANKLOR September 14, 2008

Alternate Ending

Having sex during the second half of a film with a sad or crap ending.

Guy1: Me and Bianca had sex during the last forty minutes of 'Titanic'.
Guy2: Oh that happened when I was watching 'The Village'.
Guy1: I love Alternate Endings.

by Whitely November 16, 2010