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chameleon emu

an emu which can change colours to suit its surrondings

an emu with a lightning fast toung that can grab small dogs and cats

a normal emu with a funky name
by youknowwhothisisdontyou January 3, 2010
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Blue Emu

The act of releasing a large quantity of sperm on a partner’s face (preferably the eyebrows) after at least 3 weeks of saving it up through abstinence.
Damn that Doug hit his wife square in the eyes with a massive blue emu! Probably won’t be able to blink right for a week.
by Johnny Longknuckle October 31, 2018
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Ultimate Vertical Emu

1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly vertical rollercoaster in Indiana, USA.

2. (noun) Any particularly vertical rollercoaster.
The line to ride Lincoln Logs from Hell is too long, so let's find Ultimate Vertical Emu.
by Trogdor August 9, 2004
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The great emu war

Australia is the only country to go to war against some fucking birds and loose how pathetic is that
Hey guys remember the great emu war?
Random guy: I’d rather kill my self then know how my country lost to some fucking birds
by ThatOneRandomFuckingIdiot January 29, 2018
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EMU Penis Tower

The large phallic tower at the center of Eastern Michigan University's campus has the following meanings (1) to apprise all future graduates that they are fucked for attending such a second rate university, and (2) as an affirmation to the community and world at large that most EMU graduates are in fact gay and/or bi-sexual.
Yo Andrew did you see the EMU Penis Tower at the center of campus? Yea, I was going to try to suck it, but I just used the glory hole at the YMCA instead.
by The Real Kenny Powers October 8, 2010
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adorable emu supremacy

On emu’s birthday everyone prays to emu and listens to her saying wonderhoy.
emu’s birthday is September 9th.

Mark your calendars.
by Wonderhoy July 22, 2022
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Scott likes emus

Scott is a sexy mf who loves having sex with emus
Scott likes emus Scott loves fucking emus with his mega cock
by Beautiful bees November 23, 2021
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