Em

A nickname for Eminem that his die-hard fans use to suck his dick.

“Em is the goat! He really destroys all mumble rappers epicly”

by ImmortalCloutGod January 27, 2019

EM

To skim or skip over

Noah no showed to Melanie's late night text invitation because he EM'd her text. Being frustrated, Melanie has forced Noah to pay child support and see LB only on weekends. She now EMs his texts out of spite.

by mirthduki February 24, 2019

Emmed

Shagging someone called Em. Could also be refered to as 'Emming'

I proper Emmed that girl.

by SMITS March 26, 2008

Em

Pain in the ass who makes no freakin' sense and restarts relationships just to ruin the guy even more.

I hate you, Em.

by Friend February 19, 2004

Em-

Pronounced "eem". "-" comes from "e-" as in an electron.

1. short for "emo".
2. used to describe a person: sad, depressed, lonely
3. used to describe a situation: sad, depressing

That kid is definitely em-.

Why are you so em- today Tiffiny?

That's so em- that you got an F on your AP Chemistry test!

by Arny14 December 12, 2007

EMS

A Neopian forum where emo vampliers and scene kids have taken over. There are a few cool people there, though, who make it an okay place to hang out. Of course you could always throw down your doritoes and get a real social life. But if this is not an option, then I'd suggest making friends with any of the following:

Jennuh
Kath
Steph
Popcore
Taryn (Orange)
Soylent Green chick
etc.

But again.
I'd suggest not even bothering as they will most likely tear your ass up.

Esp. through trolling. ;D

Jennuh: omg popcore thay ayt mai fingur
Popcore: uhhh u shud kick dem in da fupa!
Jennuh: lol u got ownd bi a fish

EMS EMS EMS

by Popcore December 19, 2008

emes

To ejaculate male sperm on another person without their consent.

Girl: "Aww, you emes all over me"

by shaggler February 25, 2010