Emotherapy

It's like chemo therapy, but for emo's. Regularly consisting of a blade and a bathtub.

My son is listening to too much Lil Peep. I think it's time for him to get some Emotherapy.

by TheGodfatherButNotGod_Grr November 10, 2022

Emotherapist

1. The emo therapist. Basically the friend who's both the group therapist and emo, and guides others to a treasure they cannot possess.

2. Emo The Rapist - Urban legend of a creature who attacks fake depressed emos. Doesn't show up in pics, but is said to have black hair, eyes, ripped jeans and a shirt. Has a fake-depressed kink, hences forces it onto victims as it forces itself onto the victim, depressing them until they die.

1. Dude: Bruh ur like everybody's therapist and ur fucking depressed 24/7.

Other dude: Im an emotherapist, man.

2. Random Kid: Im So DePrEsSeD

Kid's friend: Bruh stop u'll get attacked by the EmoTheRapist.

Random kid: OH FUCK

by dark_asylum.exe November 29, 2022

emoticobligation

The urge, when writing an ironic or sarcastic email, to include an smiley-face “emoticon”—even if you absolutely expletive hate those expletive little things
—Oxford English Dictionary, deleted excerpt, 2004 edition

I really felt an emoticobligation after writing that nasty email to my stupid coworker.

by jenasaurusrex December 14, 2008

emoteless

Being so full of emotion that no emote nor combination of emotes can really express how you feel.

"Dude, I just got an iPod."

"They now have Pandora for the iPod, and it's free."

"I am emoteless"

by austinhaws September 25, 2008

Emotibabble

Using emoticons for an entire conversation. Using copious amount of emoticons to get your point across.

Emotibabble: :) ;) :P :P

got that story?

by Ofnsve June 25, 2009

emotibonics

explanation of each emoticon's feeling that it represents.

Guy-:/
Girl-What are you pouting about?!?
Guy- I thought that was the emoticon for grimace!!!
Girl-OHHH... HMMM
Guy- Guess I need to work on my emotibonics and figure out what it is!

by philhutch80 March 3, 2010

Emotasticle

A word meaning extremely awesome in an emo way.

Katy: Oh! Those are such cool pants!!

Joe: I know!! Their emotasticle!

by KatyKinkyKatastrophy May 4, 2010