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old earth

The mother. A person's mother. The elder wise woman of the family. The Grand mother would be "grand old Earth" for instance.
In the 5% Nation of Islam, the family is identified with the planets of the universe. The Man is the Sun. The child is the Star. The wife or woman is the Earth (Her mind is the MOON). So a person's wife would be his Earth and his mother would be his "old Earth".
"My OLD EARTH is going to watch our seeds when we go our business trip".
by ron spade September 24, 2003
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earthworm jim

Earthworm Jim! He's Such A Groovy Guy!
Earthworm Jim! He Rockets Through The Sky!
(see above for the Example)
by TheMuntaMan January 5, 2005
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Flat Earthers

Being a Flat Earther is a lifelong developmental disability that affects how people perceive the world and interact with others. Flat Earther people can have difficulties with everyday social communication, social interaction, repetitive behaviours and sensory issues
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Scorched Earth

the act of taking every legal method you have at your disposal to cause maximum disruption to those around you without regard for potential social repercussions.
Mom: I am selling the Mustang.

Me: It used to be my car; so let me buy it back!!

Mom: Too late, I sold it because I had the title and I can do what I want.

Me: Congrats woman, I am going scorched earth. I am going to do whatever I can to make your life a living hell.
by inunotaisho April 5, 2020
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Earth

A moderately nice place until humans came along and fucked it with McDonalds and fecal matter
The Earth is good, but it spawned evil
by Idonthaveone June 24, 2012
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Flat Earther

A fuckwit that believes the Earht is flat as fuck and gravity and space and a hole bunch of other shit doesn’t exist.
Flat Earther: Hello.

Normal Person: Oh hi fuck wit.
by Cunt from down under June 11, 2018
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earth muffin

Environmentally conscience, socially aware, recycles when she can, prefers organic or natural products, and will drive out of the way to support mom and pop before large consumer corporations. She’s a modern hippy but also has a practical side. She’s cute, showers regularly, and encourages others to do the right thing without being judgmental or critical.
Store Checker: Would you prefer paper or plastic?
Earth Muffin: I brought my own reuseable duffle! It's made out of recycled materials, too.
by JennX March 27, 2008
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