Elke

The most loving person in the world! She will do anything for the persons she loves, she’s honest and caring, very fashionable and classy.
If you have an Elke in your life, cherish her, keep her close to you, you’ll never find something better…

Wow, look at that girl, that’s a real Elke.
I would love to have an Elke in my life.

by Molje November 24, 2021

aaron elks

pretty much hitler

aaron elks you fucking jew hater gas em all

by spankey legs December 10, 2017

Elk-Bugle

A form of bestiality where one person will get bored of riding their mount and will instead strap themselves under their mount and fellate the animal while encouraging the mount to continue running.

"Gee I guess Ani must be tired of riding, shes blowing the ol elk-bugle."

by drgoofy February 8, 2019

elke

elke is one of the sweetest and kindest persons ever. he tends to be a twink and enjoys being a gangle. he likes tea too much and cried at the boston tea party. elke is the kind of person to pee his pants when something bad happens or when a person doesn’t like him. he also loves conan gray so much it’s his whole personality. he’s also very jumpy and can get scared easily

person 1: “look it’s elke!”
person 2: “i love elke.”
person 1: “he’s such a twink”

by theganglyone June 27, 2023

Silky Elk

A dumb nickname given to an athlete by an another athlete that plays for a franchise notorious for dumb things.

"His spirit animal is a silky elk" What does that even mean?

by Bgats9 September 10, 2020

Elk Grove Cover Up

When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.

I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.

by Jerry “the rock” Garcia May 28, 2025

Elke

She is probably the most loving person you’ll ever know. She will do anything for her loved ones. She loves to cuddle and laugh, she’s honest, sweet & caring, but also stylish, fashionable and classy. If you have an Elke in your life, don’t ever let her go!!

Oh wow, look, that’s a real Elke!
I wish I had an Elke in my life!

by Molje November 24, 2021