egotistician

an expert in the human ego

According to egotisticians, a staggering 93% of Urban Dictionary definitions are the product of egotistic thought patterns in an effort to perpetuate egocentric concepts beyond the limited confines of the individual human minds to which those patterns' origins can be traced.

by ɐʞoʎǝH August 15, 2018

Egotistical bitch

Guila

Hour suck a guila also know as an egotistical bitch

by Kkirigia40 May 4, 2019

Egotistical bitch

Damn your such a guila

Steve pull your head out of your ass and stop being such a guila

Egotistical bitch
Damn that guy Steve is such a guila

by Pepperpotssluttycuntbag May 13, 2019

egotisticalcattermasturbateman

An egotistical man who masturbates cats even though he knows he shouldn’t.

Sue said “Jim, I told you before - leave the pussy alone, you egotisticalcattermasturbateman!”

by FarQJimbo May 24, 2019

Egotistical

Egotistical - A person who thinks there better then everyone and depends on there ego

"Man, Matthew is so egotistical, what a bitch"

by Kai breadly August 17, 2019

Egotist

Another name for a pig.

Fucking Egotist!

by AnonnymooseIam November 6, 2020

Egoitz

Someone who looks like a Kiwi.

"This fruit looks like an Egoitz"

by Thewitcherandtheorck November 21, 2021