ego lock
The state of incapacity that you feel while monitoring the flow of likes, comments, replies and applause to your tweets and/or status updates.
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ego trip
To get high off of ones ego. When one feels totally supreme, confident, and arrogant, to the extent that its euphoric. Mostly obtained by stroking the ego.
Joe asked Gabby to make love to the music he wrote, produced, and played, when they did it was a major ego trip
ego trip by Ima Cunt For You August 7, 2011
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Ego-waste
Usually found in corporate activities, processes and projects it is that amount of effort, time or money expended with the sole purpose of assuaging or satiating a decision-maker's ego. None of these activities have any direct or indirect value to the company, other employees, the stockholders or to conscious life in general--it's strictly the wasted time, money and effort to make a senior level person happy.
Ego-waste by Philip Coen-Pesch February 6, 2009
ego-bending
1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.
2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.
2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.
1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!
Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...
2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"
Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...
2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"
ego-bending by sevenlayercookie October 25, 2009
Ego'd
When someone or something of a living nature purposely ignores and dodges your or another individual group/person's calls or communication.
Ego'd by TheAllWisePissGuy May 12, 2021
ego surfing
the act of searching the internet for one's own name or for information containing it to see what happens
ego surfing by The Return of Light Joker August 18, 2009