eldersburg

very safe, and moderately underdeveloped. a quiet town with nothing to do there except go to denny's at indecent hours.

kid 1: hey man there's nothing to do, its midnight. everythings closed now!

kid 2: nah man, denny's is open 24 hours.

kid 1: sweet! lets go!

by akoshercherry August 28, 2005

Elder

ELDER = a missionary from the LDS (Mormon) Church who is YOUNGER than you are, unless you are a minor.

Two young men knocked on my door. Their names were Elder Young and Elder Berry. My daughter thought they were Foxy Mormons, but, since the Elders were Young, I thought they were OxyMorons.

by Elder Berry March 2, 2009

Love Elders

A term created by author Jeff Brown, 'love elders' are individuals who have had a vast range of relationship experiences and help to support others to heal from love connection, to sustain love connections, to understand the many challenges and delights that accompany great love in particular. Teachers of relationship as a spiritual practice.

I met my soul-mate but it was so difficult to handle all the feelings that came up in the connection. Luckily, we found some love elders who could help us to understand what was getting in our way and to teach us some techniques to keep the lines of communication open.

by Yehudah May 15, 2014

Eiler

1.A mispelling of the word "Eviler"
2.Also an English teacher

My computer said I spelled Mr. Eiler's name wrong. It tells me to spell it "Eviler"

by Kaytee P January 13, 2004

Eiler

Worst english teacher EVER. Grades based on hand writing and how much he likes you. If you get his class, suicide.

I just got a 70% on a test that I got nothing wrong on because Mr. Eiler is a blind old bastard.

by raela June 27, 2004

elderly primigravida

Pronunciation: (el-der-lee) (prahy-mi-grav-i-duh)

N. – An older swap meet Prada bag that is just starting to show its wear and tear

I asked to borrow a handbag and that bitch tried to give me her "elderly primigravida".

It was my first time at fashion week and i did my best to hide my "elderly primigravida".

by Lady Logorrhea June 5, 2011

elderberries

Testicles of an old man.

Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries!

by Maria Ibn La'Ahad August 13, 2011