ejaculation annihilation

When cum exits the penis at a high velocity and pressure. This is a dangeros and somewhat arrousing funcion that can kill whoever it hits.

Stephen: Did you hear what happened to Suzan?
Bitch: No what happened?
Stephen: She was going down on Greg and he had a ejaculation annihilation... her funeral is on the 15th.
Bitch: Omg that must of hurt like the dickens.

by Roberto el Fancypants March 7, 2008

Pool Noodle Ejaculation

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.

Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.

by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013

ejaculatory juice

what comes out during an orgasm

friend:"dude what's on your bathroom door?"

you:" oh that is my ejaculatory juice!"

by keggs December 28, 2005

ejaculation station

A penis or vagina, depending on the sex of the person.

Arly was getting his ejaculation stations serviced inside of some girl's mouth at a construction site, when he realized that he would rather be in her glute chute.

by crit1caL October 31, 2006

ejaculation

discharge of semen from the penis caused by sexual stimulation

My girlfriend kept stroking my dick until I ejaculated!

by Marty October 19, 2003

postmature ejaculation

1. The act of nutting into a woman HOURS AFTER she's orgasmed.
2. The act of just being plain old gay.

Oh my god, Becky, I wish Freddy would just cum into me, but no, he's a man of postmature ejaculation! It takes 2 hours of pushing, and it makes me ache between the legs!

by Plisky March 2, 2009

ewaculate

wacking off to the point of a massive ejaculation

Tyler was ewaculating while watching 2girls1cup

"aww dude cant you see I'm busy trying to ewaculate right now?"

by itsahairflip21 April 21, 2008