It's too early

Something you say to those people who are being loud as hell when it's early in the morning
Basically another way to say shut the fuck up

Loud freshman kid at 7:00 AM when school just started: OMG TODAY IS GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY! I FINALLY BOUGHT A PROM TICKET! I' M GOING TO-
Me: Kid it's too early., so shut your ass up.

by paypal2 September 20, 2019

earplugs

(pl.) Probably one of the best college accessories you can buy. Once they're in your ears, you're able to focus on your homework/exam/whatever without being distracted by outside noise, be it coughing, sniffling or small talk. Seriously, at least try taking an exam with them in. You can thumbs-up the definition later.

You don't need a study drug. You just need earplugs.

by Turmfalke November 14, 2010

Early Bloomer

An "Early Bloomer" is a super sexy and horny, non-adult teenage chick, who must therefore be avoided by horny adult males at all cost!

"God damn, look at that sexy bitch!"

"She's an Early Bloomer dude. You better stay away from that shit, unless you feel like going to prison and getting butt raped a hundred times for one fun statuatory rape."

"Thanks for the tip Bro!"

by Peter Crammer November 22, 2006

early bath

Sport euphamism (esp. soccer). To get sent off the field of play.

Pires took an early bath after two acts of simulation.

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

Early candlelight

a way of measuring evening time before watches and clocks became common household objects.

In former times people used to read early candlelight

by William Warney July 26, 2009

Up top early

When someone clocks his/her opponent on the head (up top) really early in the fight.

Yo, if you don't stop fuckin' wit me I'll go up top early son!

by Fopp November 20, 2004

Earl Flynn

A dance started in Detroit, Michigan.

"Turn up the Dilla track so I can Earl Flynn to it"

by Craig son! August 3, 2007