john early

Something you reply with when you know someone is going to say something stupid!

J BUCK:Yo what up mah nigga
J MOONY: What it iz son
J BUCK:YO i heard that y...
J MOONY: JOHN EARLY!!!! stfu and git out my crib.
J BUCK:Fuck you nigrock

by j moony July 12, 2007

Ashe county early college

The type of place you go only if your trying to escape your abusive parents. The principle is the devil and doesn't know what shes doing. It is pretty much equivalent to hell.

You ready to spend a day in hell otherwise known as Ashe county early college

by homer2004 January 13, 2020

Earal

The type of sex when the man sticks his penis in the ladies ear.

When Jerry was drunk he gave a fat chick earal.

by Hellsing April 20, 2005

Christmas Came Early

1. When a happy suprirse arrives before Christmas, like a hot new date, awesome gift or magical experience.

2. Christmas-like experience — be it material, spiritual or festival — hapening ahead of schedule.

I took off his clothes and it was like Christmas Came Early!

by Mr. Magical December 6, 2012

Bard High School Early College

BHSEC, a competitive public high school in New York City, was founded by Leon Botstein, president of Bard College. . Students who attend BHSEC graduate with a high school diploma and an Associate's degree. BHSEC's curriculum is known for being especially challenging.

The school is also known for its ethnically diverse student body and large hipster demographic.

You go to Bard High School Early College? I hear that school is so hard- don't you guys take college courses?

by gothamstudent November 19, 2010

getting it done early

The act of getting drunk as early as possible and passing out early in-order to make to work at some ungodly hour in the morning.

thug: " hey blair what you do last night "
Blair: " i drank like a keg and 15 shots "
thug: " damn and you made it here "
Blair: " hell yah you know i be getting it done early "

by thuglifer May 29, 2009

Early Relissal

n. A mixture of 'Early Release' and 'Early Dismissal'.
Pertaining to the untimely discharge from school.

Used in the same context as the above...just cooler sounding.

Sarah: Mrs. Thompson won't be giving us that test today.
Caroline: Why?
Sarah: Early relissal is today!
Caroline: YESH!!

by Carolina Noir February 6, 2008