EPS

Enormous Penis Syndrome

If someone has EPS and get a boner while standing on a Balcony, they’ll lose their balance and fall off.

Karam, Jai , Pavan, and Todd don’t have EPS

by The_Ulimate_Noob November 15, 2020

ep.3

This is a cult. I am Jesus and God, and I lead this cult. Everyone on earth must follow my cult. In said cult, everyone is born with fedoras on their heads, and they spell the word guard "gaurd". Theoretically.

We love and obey ep.3, and love our fedoras. Oh hey, there is a bank gaurd.

by Nasreyhn June 6, 2022

Epping

1.The motion one uses to atract the wait staff in a restaronte

2. The motion one uses to inform there waiter that there will be no tip.

The Restaront food was good it's just a shame we were Epping for so long before we could order desert.

by Jfklivesmaybe November 20, 2014

EPS

Erections Per Second

Wow man, you've got 50 eps.

I know when I jack off my dick starts smokin'

by djskcnlsdijclsiajdcnhadusbchdb March 6, 2019

Ep

An abbreviation for either episode or entitled parent also called karen or bitch

Omg look at that Ep acting all entitled to that sales woman e

by KrocH fruit is delicious May 26, 2019

EP

Group containing glizzy gobbler, ohio lolicon, stormiant, vladimir oleksandr, kush johnson
no longer fucking up that nigga meramid

Glizzy: EP no longer fucking up that nigga meramie
Storm: Yeah he DOESN'T live in louny tunes town

by Stormiant November 27, 2022

EP;FC/entry point freelancers cut/EPFC

remember entry point?
now cut the freelancers dick off and boom entry point freelancers cut

billy: do you like entry point?
bob: nah i like epfc more even though it costs money
jr: 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 i prefer deception 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
everyone: booooooooooooo
timmy: why do you eat cishato's balls with EP;FC/entry point freelancers cut/EPFC

by sparrowep/sperou/sperouep/spar December 5, 2025