Eleanor Calder

Louis Tomlinson’s Ex-beard. It was time for all to live and let live.

Did you hear Louis and Eleanor Calder split up? She’s was his Beard anyway… now Ex-beard.

by LTHS28_2022 February 23, 2022

The Electric Hernandez

When fucking a girl from behind at the Mexican border, the man grabs the electric fence as he ejaculates; sending the electric current into the woman's body.

OR

In the event that the Mexican border is unavailable, simply stick a battery in a girls ass and fuck her from behind while wearing a sombrero.

Guy 1: Hey man, you score last night?

Guy 2: Damn right I did hommes, totally gave her the electric hernandez!

Guy 1: (nods) Like a boss...

by lipsmanless September 22, 2012

electric lights

Back-woodsy way of saying electrolytes

The doctor said my electric lights were low and I need to take a potassium supplement.

by wolfbait51 March 23, 2011

Electric Wizard

Electric Wizard is a stoner doom metal band from Dorset, England that formed in 1993 . The bands lead singer and guitarist is Jus Oborn . The bands current members are jus's wife Liz Buckingham (guitar) . Shaun Rutter (drums) and Tas Danazoglou (bass) The band has come out with 7 albums and a handful of Eps and singles . Electric wizard is the heaviest band in the universe and most of there songs are about drugs Satan, cults, HP lovecraft books and the occult . The bands albums Dopethrone and come Come My Fanatics are land marks for the whole stoner metal seen but some of the bands best work is seen in there album Witchcult today . For that matter Electric wizard is the greatest metal band there is and also the heaviest

electric wizard fan 1 (hey that asshole over there is playing coldplay)

electric wizard fan 2 (Goddamn it give me your copy of let us prey )

*cold play fan starts to cry and shit himself *

by Vinum Sabbathi November 28, 2011

Electa

Generally an attractive girl who has sworn abstinance. She likes to flirt with younger men and lead on older men. She will make out all night long but no further than that. She will also dance with guys she feels sorry for.

guy #1- Wow she is cute
guy #2- Goodluck breaking that forcefield, she is an electa

by petew September 30, 2011

election

Noun: Deciding between the lesser of two evils. Ie: Skeletor or Krang

Oh great, another election. Which crook should I vote for?

by m_kitsune June 15, 2004

Elated

if you are elated it means that you are simply, purely, super happy!

its like exstatic, only not so frantic. more like and extreme amout of contentness.

i lost my jet cd, but then i discovered i had actually just put it away, needless to say, i was quite elated!!!!

by *_*_*_*_*your_mom*_*_*_*_* February 22, 2005