Duncan's willy

Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.
"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."

"I've got Duncan's Willy?"

"PERFECT!"
by CatMac February 06, 2014
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Wet Duncan

A term coined when you 'knight' a female with a stiff phallus on the right shoulder just after love making when the wetness is still prevelent. A term formally used to show respect to the House Duncan in medieval times and showed a respect to the male mber whilst bestowing respect on the female of the house.
Just been out in this rain and i feel like i have just had a. Wet Duncan.
by SirToutAbout July 08, 2015
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shanya duncan

the worlds most famous celebrity ms shanya duncan has 10 grammy and 2 oscars and 3 tony’s

don’t be mad because you don’t
omg shanya duncan you’re famous i’m your biggest fan ilysm!
by theletterb January 06, 2021
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Ross Duncan

A Ross Duncan is someone who is absolutely CRACKED at Fortnite. Bro can literally solo a squad he's that cool. Ross is never in danger, he is the danger.

He isn't a very good motorbike rider though, and his bills are through the fuckin' roof.

Likes Blender. :skullemoji:
"Ross Duncan is so cool, I'm gonna crash my bike"
"I know, right!? I've never had sex before"
"I fried my processor chip!"
by HoldendeezNutzz January 31, 2023
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Bob Duncan

Bob Duncan is a very seductive man who knows exactly how to get “laid”.
You see that guy Bob Duncan’s ass?? Nice .
by I love bob Duncan November 28, 2018
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dallas duncan

A super fat fuck who sweats a lot and gets caught fucking a preachers daughter like a dumbass
by B!gD!ckB@nd!t February 18, 2015
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Duncan Day

Same as Oprah Day. A day where you were supposed to hang out with your gf/bf, but instead your or their friends are in the way when u want to be alone. So you are stuck hanging out with other people, when u just wanted to have some time with your gf/bf. So you waste the whole day and do absolutely nothing.
I thought i was gonna get some time alone with my girlfriend today, but it ended up being another Duncan Day
by Nick Larkey April 01, 2005
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