duke nukem

duke nukem, our dinnertime source of entertainment!

lets play duke nukem!

by Jason from B-Tec November 10, 2005

The Dikembe Mutombo

Named after the NBA player.

Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.

Dude I totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro Montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic shell and i did The Dikembe Mutombo to Kenny Soler's mom.

by George Clooney is ballin July 12, 2009

flukey dukey

When you feel like you have to poop, but when you sit on the toilet you don't have to anymore.

I woke up last night at 3am to go to the bathroom, but when I got there, I didn't have to go anymore. I had a total flukey dukey.

by Weskimo33 May 15, 2010

Dukey

A really big and messy shit. It will usually make the whole bathroom smell like shit for 1-3 days.

"Hey Dude! Wanna go play some ball?" " Nah man, maybe after I take my Dukey!"

by TmoneyTheRealO.G January 4, 2015

Duke Lacrosse

n. a powerful NCAA lacrosse team whose reputation has drained instantly due to some stripper who keeps on changing her story repeatedly and three overprivileged players and a desperate D.A.

v. to suffer from a crazy scandal

Man, I just got Duke Lacrossed because of that crazy bitch. Man, I'm going to end up like that Collin Finnerty guy.

by Kenny McCor June 22, 2006

Duke Rider

(aka Duke, The Duke, Ernie "Duke' Rider, The Perfect Body, Amway sellin’ fertilizer spewer, ER)

Fictitious compilation of all the (male) characteristics of the contemporary USAF Lifer/Maggot.

1. Self-anointed
2. Unrepentant
3. All show...no go
4. Fiendishly arrogant

Usually found pouring coffee for higher ranking NCOs at the NCO Club.
The breathing definition of authoritarian-screaming management.
Replaces technical competence with shiny boots and buckles.
Displays all awards (both real and self-awarded) on his 'I-Love-Me' wall.
Underwent successful surgery for removal any form of self-effacing.
Never saw combat, but talks the talk.
Known to brag of having been “blessed with the perfect body.”
Known to "water the eyes" of true warriors.
Self-proclaimed 'leader of tomorrow's aerospace team.'
Designs and awards engraved trophies, pen/pencil sets to himself.
Renown for his 'pounding' tactics/techniques on WAF operational systems.
Known for his undying effort to overcome what Mommy thought of him.
Sole supporter of L.E.White & Sons Engraving.

It's going to be a tough mission, men. Some of you won't come back. Just remember, when the going gets tough, we have Duke Rider back at the club pouring coffee and watering eyes. Make the maggot proud!

Damn, the new First Sergeant has Duke Rider written all over him!

Shit! Sgt Jones just went all Duke Rider on the new guy.

by boppa23 June 10, 2011

duke sucker

A variation on the term Cock Sucker, Someone who sucks on a man's Micro Penis.

give me back my car you Duke Sucker!

by CakerAdvantageClub February 16, 2017