Drown the Goose

To have sex.

My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.

Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her

by Belch666 November 11, 2018

Drowning Monkey

When you ejaculate in a pool at a pool party.

Last Spring Break I performed the Drowning monkey and now i have a family of 12

by 8lack Magic September 15, 2018

drown loser

1. To be a loser at drowning

Man I came in the underworld because I drowned and my friend his a drown loser

by Doggy Yeet June 27, 2022

Sonic drowning

The music that would give you a fucking panic attack in the original Sonic The Hedgehog game. I never even fucking played the game and it freaked me out. Imagine playing it.

Sonic drowning fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

by nabrU yranoitciD January 22, 2020

Drown the skunk

The physical act of taking a shit.

I just ate some bad Chinese food, now I have to go drown the skunk.

by Green Panda King November 7, 2017

drown a hamster

To have one's panties get so wet from being excited that you would be able to drown a hamster

Kelly got so turned on by Damian that you could drown a hamster in her panties

by Queen_of_chaos October 24, 2014

drown a copper

To take a shit, lay a cable.

Uh oh, things are getting strenuous. Just popping off to drown a copper.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007