why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?

i have no idea. it's irritating, but when you see your definition up there, it'll probably be worth it.

to the urban dictionary admin., hurry the hel-

friend: "hey, why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?"
me: i have no idea man.

by thekaprisunstraw November 4, 2021

Doresh

Also known as “Yeshiva Doresh” Doresh was a former school where kids used to get a decent education, now Doresh is torture grounds where the staff find kids suffering entertaining. The garbage in the “kitchen” is called “food” however do not eat it, for you will be cursed to 10 years in the bathroom. But most of all, beware Dr. Devil PHD ( Psychotic Human Disease) for he will exile you to utah for the rest of your days.

I will NEVER go to Doresh

by The Oracle of Death October 9, 2021

Blue dress

1. An illusion.
2. A fluke of bad lighting.
3. Irreconcilable confusion.

The metaphor originates from an image of a dress which gained instant internet notoriety because the lighting in the photograph caused the dress to appear unquestionably deep-blue & black to many viewers, and obviously white & gold to many others. The dress was actually gold and white, but the human eye's perception of the shades often causes misinterpretations.

1. An amputee may still feel the missing limb, but it is a blue dress. The senses betray.

Pedestrians were in awe while viewing a hole to the center of the Earth in downtown Manhattan. They knew it was a blue dress - a sidewalk painting that used perspective to trick their eyes- but it was incredible.

The advertisement for the fast-food hamburger was a blue dress. The burger looks completely different in reality.

2. Her date's appearance was a blue dress. He looked beautiful in white-light, and frightful in dim light.

3. The comedy act "Who's on first" is a blue dress. Few people even try to understand.

by OneMaleHuman April 26, 2015

does my head in

to irritate and annoy, headache material

That stupid Amy Winehouse song Rehab does my head in

by -Haed- October 2, 2007

dressed to the nines

Phrase that means perfectly dressed in the most fashionable attire. Would most likely be used in evening attire fashion such as being dressed for a formal occasion in which a person would dress their best to command as much respect and attention as possible.

We could tell the black tie event was the most important of the social season. Everyone was dressed to the nines.

by Cliff96 May 22, 2006

Max Dressler

A twatmuffin, sperry-wearing, TikTok boy who said the n-word and is a total asshat to people that call him out on the profane things he has done. He has massive white privilege and practically flaunts it on his stoned pony. He literally lacks creativity and talent on the platform and got his fame from directly copying somebody’s TikTok idea. He also doxed a girl‘s phone number and for what lol

On Max Dressler’s private story he threatened to put TikToker @collinb963 “in his place” if nobody controlled him. All bc Collin called Max out for doxing TikToker @42069hotdog bc she called him a rich spoiled white boy in a storytime.

by shayassidacy May 7, 2020

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)

Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.

by Duckbutt November 4, 2005