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Ranger Douche

In essence, a baby wipe bath. Named after the style in which soldiers (more specifically, US Army Rangers) perform personal hygiene while deployed or in the field, or any other time a bath/shower is not available.
I didn't have time to shower before my date, but I did Ranger Douche.
by MrT64 January 21, 2011
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Barba-Douche

An unpalatable miscreant. A cancerous plague typically reeking of feline excrement seen lurking around the bowels of the China-Town. This abominable beast is generally found covered in lacerations from frequent encounters with putrid tomcats. This untamed masochist inflicts near mortal injuries to oneself by means of fractured bones, impalements, and flesh eating bacteria. These ailments prohibit meticulous analysis of complaints taken by near comatose subordinates exiled to the fifth stationhouse.
Hey look the Barba-Douche is away from the desk hunting a pot smoker.
by Denied28 December 7, 2018
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douche nerd

A geeky/nerdy person who is overly confident about their intelligence and will treat others as a lower form of life. These people are quite arrogant (full of themselves) about how smart they are and will constantly remind you and/or correct you when your wrong.
Guy1: Stay away from my stuff, you Ivy League know not!
Guy2: Wow, that guy is such a douche nerd!
by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011
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The High School Douche Bag

A young male who usually has at least 2 of these characteristics: Arrogant, annoying, rude, selfish, self-absorbed, inconsiderate, or enjoys putting others down.

A majority of "popular guys" at your school can be classified as a douche bag.

His activities may include disrespecting girls, cracking "your mom" jokes, disrespecting teachers, making fun of everyone around him, skipping class, or attempting a cover of someone who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper.

They especially like to insult students who are weird (liking different things, having different hobbies, ect. than the douche bag thinks is acceptable).
Drake enjoyed bullying anyone who was "weird" in his eyes, and soon was known as the high school douche bag.
by Justabandgirl August 6, 2012
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douche raft

An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW
I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.
by bob h boberson June 21, 2008
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douche nozzle sucker

The most extreme level of douche. This person has gone way beyond a douche, beyond a douche nozzle, all the way to a douche nozzle sucker.
"Dude, keith is SUCH a douche nozzle sucker."
by silly girl :) August 4, 2009
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Hashtag Douche Bag

Someone who uses Twitter obsessively and is a complete Douche about it. Someones whos tweets are consistently boring and pointless or self evaluating
Did you see Roman's last tweet? 'Roman just left the gym. Benchpressed 250. New Record! Gonna go break some hearts at the club now' That guy is such a Hashtag Douche bag
by Dannyf11 May 17, 2011
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