correctile dysfunction

A relationship misunderstanding caused by AutoCorrect.

Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."

by arymonster November 12, 2012

premature ejection dysfunction

Loss of data or files when you eject your USB key without properly stopping the device.

Oh no! Half of my presentation is missing because I just pulled out without stopping my USB key. This happens to me all the time. I must have a problem with premature ejection dysfunction.

by emb68 May 15, 2007

ereptile dysfunction

A person (mostly a man) who has an irrational fear of any reptile.

Man1: Dude check out that turtle. Man2: Oh Hell No!!! Keep that away!!! I have extreme ereptile dysfunction!

by Glennzigx November 29, 2016

Dysfunctional Acorns

Those acorns that keep trying to kill you when they fall of a tree and hit you in the head.

Man, these are some dysfunctional acorns! They keep trying to kill me!

by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016

Electile Dysfunction

When you cannot get turned on by a presidential candidate

Doctor, I think i'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction
Why?
Because when I look at this years candidates, none of them turn me on.

by Ret;-;rd April 8, 2017

Erectile Dysfunction

When ur dick don't work

bruh he got erectile dysfunction lol

by elonmuskishot April 26, 2020

Dysfunctional

Adjective.

To be very bad at something. Usually pertaining to sports.

*Coined by SAAS*

Jim knew Clemon was dysfunctional because he missed twelve layups in a row.

by Because_I'm_Batman January 15, 2014