dirk simon

Why you little... I'm going knock your dick into the dirt.

Just remember that payback is a bitch.

dirk simon by Paul Bauer November 21, 2004

dirk kuyt 

Former Liverpool football club player who is considered as a legend around those parts of Liverpool

Kenny Dalglish: what a legend dirk kuyt was

dirk kuyt by Newwordguy June 16, 2015

Dirk Bird 

The dream team duo of anything and everything ever.

Hey bro, who the hell is Jordan and Lebron compared to Dirk Bird

Dirk Bird by BroZone555 February 6, 2017

Dirk Kyte 

Bursting for a shite, needing a shit, wanting to drop your load or do a crap, shit like the Liverpool and Netherlands footballer, Dirk Kuyt.

"Fuck me Tom, I've just had a Madras with extra hot chillies in it and its gone through me like a Porsche I need a Dirk Kyte already!" - Dazzy Def

Dirk Kyte by Dazzy Def February 20, 2009

dirk with the dankles

what you say when ol' dirk comes through with the dankles. when he comes up you just got to yell it. usually said or yelled when your fiending. Got to pack it up in the 2 footer or the steamer (kdubbs)

Here comes Dirk with the Danklessss!!!

dirk with the dankles by Brandon Harrison January 17, 2008

dirk shot 

The dirk shot is a shot in beer pong that saves your from both trolling and losing the game. It is generally when you are playing terribly and are off balance.

Make this dirk shot or you will be trolling!

dirk shot by rough_dawg June 6, 2011

Dirk Jensen

A man who sucks penis. Occasionally swallowing the ensuing semen. Gross. A total homosexual.

That guy looks like such a Dirk Jensen.

Dirk Jensen by trentw.604 August 29, 2009