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Directioners

The only fandom that can hack into security cameras, leak albums, find ultrasound pictures, blood types, penis sizes...

But yet we can't order at McDonalds without fucking up and stuttering the whole time.
Directioners talking about One Direction:

Niall's blood type is A,
Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991,
Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches
Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born
Harry's blood type is B

Ordering at McDonalds:

Cashier: What would you like today?
Directioner: Y-y-es um I would like a um m-m-medium n-number s-s-even p-please?

*Gets Meal*

Directioners: DAMMIT! I WANTED A LARGE!
by PartofAFandomFamily July 12, 2014
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a military fan base of one direction who will destroy everything that comes in thier way between them and one direction. will slay every day. and makes sure that larry is real
dont mess with them they are directioners
by conchobarninja May 7, 2016
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One direction

Terrible dancers :)

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lou : it'd just be amazing to be remembered like..they boy-band,at my time,one direction,they just had fun...we're just normal guys..but terrible dancers
by Potato directioner August 17, 2018
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One direction

A band of liars that consists of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik (who left March 25 2015 I still cry about it.) None of them know how long 18 months is but Directioners still love our baby boys and we will wait forever.
Person 1: what’s your favourite band

Person 2: One Direction
Person 1: but they broke up pick another band

Person 2: I said One Direction ok they are the best boys on this planet and you can’t change my mind
by Izxy April 22, 2019
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One Direction

Currently on DAMN H-I-A-T-U-S. Who doesn't care what others say. Even if Zayn has left the band, he is still the 5th member of the band no matter what. They were 5 from start and will end as 5.

They are very talented, generous, kind, loving, handsome, idiots, non dancers, guys who make your eyes roll and smile at the end, trouble makers, loves every single hater and lover, believes in spreading love and love. Many people say they are untalented and shit, never loved them when they were in the band but started loving as they went solo.
NON-Directioner: I started loving their solo
Directioner: Bitch how bow NO?

NON-Directioner: One Direction is done. They broke up, They are not coming back.
ME: Bitch the are on a fucking HIATUS! H-I-A-T-U-S! Get that damn straight in your deadass brain!
by justanoraml1Dgirl November 5, 2017
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One direction

One direction is a lying band that said they will be back in 18 months but 18 months turned into 5 years
Girl 1: do you like one Direction

Girl 2: yeah but I have trust issues because of them

Girl 1:why
Girl 2: it’s been 5 years not 18 months
by :)Aaliyah November 5, 2020
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directioners

One fandom that you don't want to mess with. Dont mess with directioners unless you have a death wish.
Harry styles had gotten attacked by bras and underwear by directioners.
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