San Diego Champagne Suprise

The act of occluding the tip of ones penis with your thumb when you ejaculate at last minute, in the same manner you would if covering the end of champaign bottle or garden hose. Thus spraying the female/male recipient in the face with an unexpected, unpredictable goo splatter.

I spiced things up a little bit last night and gave Lisa the San Diego Champagne Suprise when I came on her face. She didn't see it coming.

by Dingerking June 15, 2021

San Diego Breakfast

n. An energy drink mixed with an IPA-styled beer, and a cannabis joint.

Dude 1: Hey girl, what's good? You look surprisingly happy this morning.
Dude 2: Yeah, I started off my day with a hearty San Diego breakfast, and I'm totally cruising right now.

by ded_malik January 24, 2022

Park your dingo

A term coined by Sir Marc of the Shires during an especially heated discussion with an Australian. The term is analogous to the English term "Hang fire".

"To delay doing something, especially making a decision, because you are waiting to see what will happen"

Aussie1: Let's jump in this cab.
Aussie2: Park your dingo ! the bus will be here in 2 mins.

by Yogles August 8, 2014

Big Daddy Diego

He's pretty much your daddy, so respect him

Girl: OMG, its MY Big Daddy Diego, he's gay asf- I mean, he's cuteee

by @lilchingxn_19 October 21, 2019

Vicky Mendoza Diagonal

The Vicky Mendoza diagonal is a specific kind of line on the "Hot/Crazy Scale". The Diagonal runs straight from the bottom left corner to the top right, signifying that the woman in question is crazy, but her hotness balances this out.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.

Guy1: that girls pretty frickin' crazy.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.

by Le Esquire May 28, 2009

Diego

A cool,handsome,funny,sexy,caring,latino boy who has a huge dick that can pleasure any women and also will not wuit his dream or goal untill that goal/dream is acomplished

Wow he has to be a diego

by Yesikuh October 2, 2016

Diego

Diego is a Hispanic man, typically 5'10 or taller. Diego is dark, dark hair, dark eyes. Gods best creation, the most humble and attractive man you'll find. Not the smartest, but he really does try. Diego is artistic, and typically very good in any sport he tries, except gymnastics. He smells very good, and makes lots of female friends that secretly have a crush on him, but he doesn't. He can't help being so attractive. Diego's love to go on adventures but rather get their job done first. They can't always tell you what they want, but they can feel it. When Diego finds a girlfriend, that will usually be his first and only one. Diego's get lucky with a beautiful amazing woman, as they are attracted to people just as beautiful as them. Diego's have big feet. They also have a big heart. Diego's come from massive mexican families. He usually has a soccer ball in his hand or in an video game. If you date a Diego, don't ever lose him. Him and his mini will change your life forever.

Girl 1: dump Diego
Girl 2: bitch what
Girl 1: you heard me sis, I want him!
Girl 2: say his name one more time and I'll attack you and your mom! Bitch ass get outta here

by Thenut_cracker February 20, 2019