dingdongschlong

A man who can typically only think with his dick.

Stop being a dingdongschlong.
Fuckboys are typically known as being a dingdongschlong.
When you act like a dingdongschlong no one likes it, besides yourself typically.
Dingdongschlongs never get ahead.
Wtf, why you gotta be a dingdongschlong?
Get with the program and stop being a dingdongschlong.
Who do you think you are being a dingdongschlong?
God's gifts to earth don't act like dingdongschlongs EVER!

by PineappleJuice February 25, 2015

Didonaning

(V.) Sitting in front of a computer for hours on end, and immediately locking it upon the entrance of others.

My roommate is always didonaning whenever I come back to the room at night.

by Toohottotrot July 20, 2008

Digbone

A term used to describe fooling someone like using "sike" or "gotcha".

Willard: Ay Marty do you have any hooping shoes I can borrow mayne?

Marty: Yeh mayne, look in my bottom drawer.

(Willard looks and see's no shoes, while Marty looks at him and shouts)

Marty: DIGBONE

by McFlyyster January 12, 2010

Dingdongslut

Hott man/woman; sexy.

Men with tattoos are dingdongsluts.

by ohhboyy257 September 29, 2010

dildonicly plagued

When someone continuously shows traits being a dildo. Everything they do and say is Dildonic.

You are one dildonicly plagued person.

by Budda 73 December 19, 2014

Dildonic Plague

Disease where you constantly get slapped by dildos

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has the Dildonic Plague

by Mr splash August 29, 2016

Dildonic

An Object That looks rather like a dildo.
First used by Dapper Dog.

"that lamp Looks rather dildonic"

by potatoes worship me June 4, 2016