Diet-bore 

Deit-bore, as opposed to dieter:

A fat person that incessantly tells the world how to diet or all about their own diet plans despite their never losing a single pound of weight themselves.

"Man, did you hear that sloppy Diet-bore tell me how she's gonna fit into her prom dress, just as she was slamming down a burger, milkshake and super-sized fries?"

Diet-bore by jagnot January 23, 2010

diet incest

Being an adopted child of no blood relation to one's adopted parents, the act of having sex with a relative. It has all the flavor of incest without the incest, technically since there is no close biological link between the two (or more) individuals partaking in the act.

Mike: Hey, Nick, did you hear Brian fucked his older sister?

Nick: Awww, gross, dude!? What the fuck?

Mike: I know, but technically they're not related. Brian is adopted; so, it was diet incest.

diet incest by jmw87 October 1, 2010

Diet slut 

Someone, of female gender who goes on many diet attempts. She explores each diet for 24 hours but can never stick with it! Jumps from diet to diet without regard for each diets feelings.

Diet slut- "I'm not drinking water anymore."
Me- "why?"
Diet slut- "my new diet has me only drinking green tea."
Me- "yesterday you were on an all carb diet."
Diet slut- " i ditched it."
Me- "psh diet slut!"

Diet slut by Prbrlystoned December 6, 2014

diet coke hair 

1. Girls with nasty, thinning hair. Also applicable to guys with long hair.

- Can be straight, curly and any color.

- Short and fat people usually, but can be any size and shape.

2. Crusty, dry, thinning hair (Albert Einstein looking hair)

3. Most commonly found on brownish girls with thin, balding, dry, medium-longish hair, but can be applicable to people of any color.

4. People who actually put diet coke in their hair.

"That girl be wearing weave cuz she got that diet coke hair"
"She fine but she got that diet coke hair"
"That nigga Big Mike put diet coke in his hair!"

diet coke hair by matt 10isking December 31, 2017

Diet depression 

When you are sad all the time but like not really depressed

Yeah I been having diet depression

Diet depression by Cyclopspanda October 2, 2018

Diet-Friend 

A person you get along with more than an acquaintance but you aren't really friends yet.

It fills the space between acquaintance and friendship.

It's like friendship, but less.

"Did you know Bert almost went to London in covid to see a girl?”

“No, he doesn’t tell me those things. We’re just diet-friends.

Diet-Friend by Saint.Patrick January 4, 2021

diet dude bro 

diet dude bro refers to someone who is very funny

have you seen dylan's new video? He acts like a diet dude bro

diet dude bro by hopey360 October 22, 2023