Dicstracted

When a guy is so dictastic in bed and you don't do anything you were supposed to do because your dicstracted

Girl 1: I thought you were coming over

Girl 2 : sorry I saw Jake and got completely dicstracted

by Lilbitplayful September 28, 2025

dicktacor

A would-be dictator with the emotional stability of a toddler and the ego of a crumbling empire. Loud, fragile, full of tantrums. Rules by bluster, retreats at the first real pushback.

After the press conference meltdown, even his supporters realized he was more dicktacor than leader.

by Pen&Guin May 30, 2025

Dickstracted

For woman; When a woman is blinded by the dick. All about the dick.

For men when pussy walks in he losses all focus.

No matter how foul he treats her she stay dickstracted

Reggie got dickstracted when she came in.

by Twoshades420 June 1, 2025

Davao Dicktrap

(Noun) During anal sex when a dominant female clenches her asshole so tight, her submissive male partner can't pull his dick out until she lets go

Guy I: Yo man, what took you so long?

Guy II: My gf gave me the Davao Dicktrap. Holy shit, that asshole was tight as hell. Even King Arthur couldn't pull my dick out of it.

by Doosh B June 10, 2025