Bored as the Dickens

When one uses the phrase bored as the Dickens, they are describing what it's like to be so bored that you are bored enough to write a bunch of famous fictional novels.

Person 1(the jester):"Hey you there are you bored too? What shall we do?"
Person 2 (the very bored very pretentious Prince):"Yes I'm very bored, bored as the Dickens. Charles Dickens that is..."
1:"GEEZ MAN! Now that's bored! What do you suppose we do about it?"
2: "I dunno cuz I'm not quite creative enough to write a bunch of novels about Christmas and ish..."
Long pause...
2: "Dont just stand there staring at me! I order you to start singing and dancing! and tell me a story in your songs too damnit!"

by AmbularityHASyourCLARITY November 18, 2020

Dictionary of Dickens

Someone/something that uses a lot of adjectives(can be positive or negative)

The wit of Shakespeare and the dictionary of dickens, this x reader is brilliant!

by Your guess is as good as mine May 22, 2021

Rotisserie Dicken

The art of spitroasting an individual so vigorously they begin to spin on the penises of the people doing the spitroasting.

"You look like you need a good Rotisserie Dicken."

by DickenLittle October 9, 2025

Chocolate Dickens

Anal with diarrhea.

Last night, Shelley and I had some Chocolate Dickens.

by BugSnuffler June 16, 2024

big dicken

a very large boy

"Big dicken bought a family meal all to himself!"

by obeshaopp September 10, 2023