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Urban Dicktator

Urban dictionary user 1: Hey I heard that guy's an urban dictator.
UD user 2: Yeah I know right.

Meanwhile at the Urban dicktator's house.
Dicktator: *writes somefin' overly smart on UD*
Random UD user: *writes a normal definition*
Dicktator: *sees that definition* Oh, you write like that? pathetic. I write 4 paragraph definitions.
UD user Random: Dude. It's just an internet website, stop being so snobby.
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Dickbeater

1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
by Gabo, de la Guerra October 26, 2004
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dicktatership

A barge with a numerous amount of male penises with an abundance of fresh cropped potatoes.......can also be a rule of tyranny as well.
i drove Martin's Dicktatership towards the dock, just to be stopped by those blasted Soviets......fuckin' dictatorship.
by Gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008
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Dick Bat

1. A strongly annoying animal or being.
2. A bat in Terraria that constantly knocks you off platforms.
Person A: Man that dick bat will not shut up about his new car... he follows me everywhere!
Person B: Surely not man! He seems like a nice...
Dick Bat: Hey guys have you seen my new truck its a 73 ford ranger...
35 minutes later....
Person B: You were right man, he is a real dick bat...
by Brawson October 22, 2011
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Dickatron

A practical joke in which one wipes ones willy on someone in the middle of the dance floor, with out them knowing....
'Oi mate, I am about to 'dickatron' carl'
'Yeah do it hahaha'
by MC Fr3dz4 j4y May 15, 2014
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dickmatized

when a girl in a relationship is confused about her feelings because the dick is so good
Taylor was dickmatized by Nick's skills in the bedroom.
by Jack Stray June 20, 2008
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dickbag

by Z. Goldfish August 26, 2005
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