bring me the device

A joke used in the AMAZING SHOW "Whitest Kids U'know", when a Mormon father is angry with his son.

Abusive dad:
"TIMOTHY! BECAUSE YOUR ARE THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, YOU WILL NOW BE PUNISHED AS AN ADULT! EXTEND YOUR LEFT ARM TIMOTHY!"

Wife:
"ZACH, NO!"

Abusive dad:
"SHUSH! GLORIA! BRING ME THE DEVICE!"

by DemmiaPwns March 31, 2009

deviant

A superior thinker than a majority of the community. An individual who posseses the intellect to have other beliefs than social programming teaches us. Most deviants make a positive footprint on society, rather than the misconceived negative version. Deviants are simply individuals who differ in many aspects to the larger flock of society.

A deviant could include homosexuals and inventors etc.

by Realn April 13, 2006

deviantART loop

when you go browsing on deviantART and you keep hearing about new galleries and then you have like a bajillion tabs open ant once and you keep opening new ones until your computer crashes.

i was on deviantart and then i kept opening tabs and then i got caught in a deviantART loop.

by miss cool astro lady July 8, 2010

deviantart

A website that has a very high amount of stupid ass fan girls that submit only piece of shit fanart of anime characters such as Inuyasha or Naruto. some how they receive many watchers (followers on Deviantart), favorites and comments.

The first thing I saw on the front page of deviantart was an ugly ass fanart of InuYasha. I'm starting to really hate this website.

by archon July 25, 2012

DeviantART

A website where various artists can submit their work. However, within less then a minute after submission, the art quickly is archived to make room for new submissions. Because of this, it is not uncommon for some work to go entirely unseen. The only way to get noticed is to either draw fan-art, anime, or take a black and white picture of your slit wrists and call it "emotional."

Guy: I was on DeviantART the other day, my picture got six views! I even got one favorite!

Me: I was on SheezyART the other day too. After customizing my user-page, I submitted some art. It stayed on the front page for more than 8 minutes. Then I found pirate gold in my basement.

Guy: Sheezy art is for gay fags who are gay and like to be fags that are gay.

Me: Ok.

by MooseFOOD February 4, 2005

deviantart expansion

a type of art on deviantart that features people/characters (usually women) with enlarged body parts, typically boobs or butt.
don't look it up.

dude, i looked up a deviantart expansion, i was blind for 6 days

by notathotboi January 11, 2019

COD Dedication Award

While playing multiplayer Call of Duty, you ignore the urge to shit to try to finish the current match. You fail and drop a deuce in your pants.

Our team was behind two kills so I won the COD dedication award and frag two dudes with a grenade.

by bribo67 February 18, 2011