weapon of ass destruction

What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.

After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.

by Ed November 05, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

a general term used to describe nonexistant items. Similiar to the unicorn, Tooth Fairy, Loch Ness Monster or contents of Al Capone's vault.

Iraq has many weapons of mass destruction.

by Colin Bowel September 29, 2003

You are on the way to destruction

See All your base are belong to us for the full history of this textbook example of Engrish.

In America, you are on the way to destruction. In Societ Russia, destruction is on the way to YOU!

by Seahen August 05, 2006

mutually assured destruction

a.k.a. MAD, refers to the military stalemate between Russia and USA between late 1940 and the present. The basic premise is that each side has so many nuclear weapons in its arsenal, that strike/counter strike would destroy both combatants.

by Anonymous September 03, 2003

Woman of Mass Destruction

Warrior Babe named Summer Vale in the film "Dark Rising" and TV series "The Savage Tales of Summer Vale" played by actress Brigitte Kingsley.

Karl; That Summer Vale chick kicks ass eh?
Sonia; A liberated woman you mean.
Karl; Ha, her T shirt says "Woman of Mass Destruction"
Sonia; I thought her T shirt would get your attention!
Karl; Mass Destraction more like it, she's Hot!
Sonia; She'd kick your ass Karl

by Movie Maaad March 19, 2011

total pussy destruction

When a pussy is totally destroyed by a big thick cock =total pussy destruction

Total pussy destruction is what happend to that girl after riding that guys cock

by cunt munchier July 14, 2014

weapons of ass destruction

A diarrhea session that makes you bite your lip, roll your eyes up, howl in pain, and inwardly pray for mercy and light as your anus and rectum is destroyed by lethally hot liquid shit that feels like it's filled with razors. Usually to be had after a curry or eating at Taco Bell.

OH MY GOD!!!! My anus is BLEEDING! AAAAAAAARGH!

by The Jigga Man March 08, 2005